(Source: glassmenagerie)

franklebottom:

Er- right.  Yea.  I mean, thanks.  That sounds good.  The helping me with Transfiguration I mean.  Well, and the Honeyduke’s to be honest.  Can’t expect a bloke to turn down Honeyduke’s.  Love those peppermint imps.  Always have.  Right.  I mean, not that I don’t want your help, because that would be great, I just can’t look at this anymore.  I mean, I have some Honeduke’s though.  I wouldn’t mind sharing…

Oh thank Merlin.  I mean, I want to help you and everything, but I’m kind of exhausted right now and Transfiguration wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.  What I mean is, some Honeyduke’s sounds brilliant.  Excellent.  You don’t have to share though, I don’t want to steal from you or anything.  You seem pretty attached to those peppermint imps… I wouldn’t want to separate you two.  True love and all.  Drooble’s gum and anything chocolate are more thing, anyway.

franklebottom:

chalice-brewett:

franklebottom:

It’s not trouble so much as insanity.  It’s Transfiguration, and I’m sure I’ll get it all understood… eventually.  But I don’t think I’d enjoy learning it any more if I understood it better…

You’re one of the craziest people I know.  Did you know that?  Herbology is way more insane than Transfiguration, yet somehow you manage to be good at that.  And, I mean… I could always help you, if you wanted.  Not that you need my help or anything, I just mean, since you help me with Herbology and all, I could repay the favor.

No, yea.  I mean.  That would be pretty great.  If you wanted.  I mean, I’m not trying to ask in some overt way by telling you.  I mean, but if you would want is all.  I don’t want you to think I’m cashing in a favor for tutoring you in Herbology either.  Because I don’t mind doing that, you know.  I enjoy it.  Helping you I mean… With Herbology… I mean.

Yeah, I enjoy it, too.  You’re a good… tutor.  And I don’t think that.  I mean, if you wanted to cash in a favor, I’d hope that you’d choose something better than help in Transfiguration, like some Honeyduke’s chocolate or something.  That’d be a pretty lame favor, especially since you’re probably not even that bad at it.  But I’d love to do it- er, that is I’d be happy to help.  

franklebottom:

chalice-brewett:

franklebottom:

chalice-brewett:

Well we wouldn’t want you to go blind, now would we?

Er… no.  No that might be pretty bad, I’d imagine.

Probably.  So what notes are causing you so much discomfort?

It’s not trouble so much as insanity.  It’s Transfiguration, and I’m sure I’ll get it all understood… eventually.  But I don’t think I’d enjoy learning it any more if I understood it better…

You’re one of the craziest people I know.  Did you know that?  Herbology is way more insane than Transfiguration, yet somehow you manage to be good at that.  And, I mean… I could always help you, if you wanted.  Not that you need my help or anything, I just mean, since you help me with Herbology and all, I could repay the favor.

franklebottom:

chalice-brewett:

Well we wouldn’t want you to go blind, now would we?

Er… no.  No that might be pretty bad, I’d imagine.

Probably.  So what notes are causing you so much discomfort?

Well we wouldn’t want you to go blind, now would we?

(Source: justinsvernons)